OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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