what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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