...so i touched it.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
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oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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