you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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