You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Randomize