yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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