the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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