oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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