my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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