I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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