That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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