Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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