I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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