Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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