And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Are my feet made of real feet?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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