Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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