I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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