like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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