Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
please come you make the beer taste better
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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