as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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