Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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