I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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