Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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