we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
There r osticjed everywhere
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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