To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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