she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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