you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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