She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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