OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
