Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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