One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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