what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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