More tranny stories later!
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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