No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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