My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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