I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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