Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
His hands were made for my vagina.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Randomize
