you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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