You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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