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(609): View more from New Jersey

if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow

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(813): View more from Florida

We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff

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(651): View more from Minnesota

We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester

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(850): View more from Florida

apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work

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(303): View more from Colorado

If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians

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(239): View more from Florida

We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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(813): View more from Florida

PSA Do not blow dry your junk.

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