I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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