dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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