I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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