you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.