she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party