Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over