i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!