ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"