In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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