Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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