What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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