I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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