He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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