these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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