I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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