escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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