Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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