Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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