At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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