Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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