Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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